HOT DOG GIRL meets WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS
When Gabrielle accepts a summer job as a janitor, she never expects her new role to involve wrangling monsters on the Jersey Shore. Now all she has to do is solve a few murders, wipe her own record clean, and—uh—not fall in love with the emo gargoyle she's tasked to kill. Piece of (funnel) cake for a Jersey girl, right?
Gabrielle Abrams should have been in prison, wearing an orange jumpsuit instead of a navy one. The dusty blue custodial uniform reeked of body odor and bleach, but it was the only one Cleaning ‘N’ Stuff had left to offer. She cuffed the bottom of the pant legs and rolled the oversized sleeves to her elbows. It was a look all right. A statement that fell somewhere between a scarecrow and a poor man’s version of Rosie the Riveter. If it weren’t for the court verdict, she would have quit the second she’d been tossed the nauseating jumpsuit. But a job was a job, and Gabrielle needed two things: money and something to keep her out of trouble.
And what better way to accomplish both than working nights as a janitor?
Gabrielle plunged her mop into the yellow bucket, breaking the murky film crusting the surface of the water. Ammonia and lemon spiked the air as she swabbed it over the grimy, littered floors of Brynne Chandler High. She was only three weeks in and already had enough of this job. The late hours, the physical labor that made her back sore. And then there was the stickiness. Every school was sticky. Like a pancake house, only without the syrup excuse.
“What a time to be alive,” she muttered, bending over to pick up another missing person flyer.
I’d love to take a look. Kindly send the manuscript along to me at jmccarthy at Dystel dot com. A Word attachment is most preferable if possible. If more than one DGB agent requests, please feel free to send to the agent of your choice and just let us know who else at the agency requested. Thanks so much, and happy Pitch Wars!
This description of your work immediately had me hooked. I would love to read more!
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Hi Kaylynn, this sounds so delightful! I’d love to read more. If you’d like to query me, include your query letter and upload your full manuscript using the link below. If you query more than one agent at Rees, that’s totally fine. Just let us know you did so in the query. Thanks and congrats on all your hard work with pitch wars!
I would love to read the full of MONSTERS BY MIDNIGHT! Please send it as a Word Document to firstname.lastname@example.org. If another agent at Irene Goodman requests your manuscript, please submit to just one agent at a time. If they pass, you are welcome to resubmit to another! Thank you!
This looks great! I’d love to take a look. Please email the ms as a double-spaced doc to medwards at stonesong dot com with PitchWars in the subject.
I want to meet this emo gargoyle! Would love to read. You can send the query and full manuscript to email@example.com with Pitch Wars in the subject. If you get multiple queries from Transatlantic agents, please send to one of us at a time.
LOVE this! I worked one summer in Antarctica as a janitor so I now feel qualified to handle manuscripts with characters in the custodial arts, LOL. Great vibe here and I’d love to see more! Please email me the full manuscript + synopsis at firstname.lastname@example.org. Please put Pitch Wars in the subject line and paste the pitch into your email. Thank you!
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How fun! You snagged me with “piece of (funnel) cake”! Plus I love your comps. Total win-win! I’d love to see the full. Could you please submit it via QueryManager.com/JenniferWills/PitchWars2020? I’d also love to take a peek at your query letter and synopsis, if you have one.
Thanks so much!
The Seymour Agency
Hi Kaylynn! Jolene from Marsal Lyon Literary Agency here. This is such a fun premise and I love the voice and humor in your sample. You’ve grabbed my interest and I would love to see more.
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You had this Jersey girl at “piece of funnel cake”. I’m still convinced I saw a vampire on the Seaside Boardwalk when I was a teenager, so I cannot wait to read this. It sounds like a total blast.
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This sounds so fun! I LOVE both of your comps and anything with monsters! Please send the full manuscript, synopsis and query to firstname.lastname@example.org with Pitch Wars request and the title of the manuscript in the subject line. –Christa Heschke, McIntosh & Otis