Eleanor Oliphant X The Office
Office misfit Jolene manages her petty grievances with her colleagues via passive aggressive stunts. When she accidentally gains access to everyone’s emails, she realizes they’ve all got something to hide—and she might actually like them. But as Jolene uses her newfound knowledge to help them, her own carefully constructed lies are at risk of being exposed.
There will be questions. Ones I don’t have socially acceptable answers for. I know this because today is my birthday, and I was summoned for a last-minute meeting. A poorly disguised office cake party is the worst thing to happen to me since I turned thirty-three, six and half hours ago. We’ll all be there against our will to eat dry sheet cake and force polite smiles. Also, the questions will be about my life and how I plan to celebrate. Answers: I don’t have a life and will likely celebrate by drinking alone and going down Reddit rabbit holes researching random and upsetting things like fecal-matter transplants, or the Golden State Killer, while making myself regret everything. I’m not sure that’s relatable, so I’ll say I’m having dinner with friends. They force me to lie just to fit into the Western Regional Office of Supershops Incorporated.
The meeting reminder flashes on my screen again, like a pesky cold sore. And I consider just walking away from it all. I look from my name-card that still faintly reads: Jolene Smith after years of violently fluorescent lighting, to the three pushpins that pierce the industrial fabric of my cubicle wall. They’ve always been there, even though I never got the urge to pin anything up.
And I don’t think that I could ever leave them.
Congrats on completing Pitch Wars! I’d love to take a look at I HOPE THIS FINDS YOU WELL. You can query me directly using this link: QueryManager.com/melaniefigueroa/pitchwars
I would love the opportunity to check this out!!
If you would like to submit to me email me your first three chapters and synopsis in Word format to Shannon@cmalit.com. Please put “Pitch Request” in the subject line.
I definitely hope to hear from you!
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What a great premise! I’m a sucker for character-driven fiction and an evangelist for Elinor Oliphant, so I’d love to read the full and get to know Jolene better. Thank you! please send as an attachment to email@example.com with the subject “pitch wars adult request” and the title in the subject line. I’ll look forward to more Jolene!
I love office dramas, and would be delighted to read more: firstname.lastname@example.org if you think we might be a good fit.
Your excerpt really grabbed me! Your voice is so sharp, and makes me really want to get to know this character. I’d love to see the full manuscript.
You can upload it here: QueryManager.com/klionetti/PitchWars
I hope to see it in my inbox!
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Congratulations on completing Pitch Wars! I absolutely want to see what Jolene gets up to next. I hope you’ll send me your project! If you choose to do so, please send your query letter and the first 75 pages as a PDF to email@example.com. I look forward to reading further!
I’m game! I’d be happy to take a look if you’d like to share. You can send the manuscript to me at firstname.lastname@example.org. If any other DGB agents request, please feel free to choose whichever of us feels like the best match and let us know who else asked, and we’ll work it out in house! Thanks!
This sounds amazing. I’d love to take a look at more of your work. Please email me the synopsis and first 100 pages to me at email@example.com. Please write “Pitch Wars Requested Material” in the subject heading. Thanks so much!
Hi! Can you please send me your manuscript in a word doc? You can send it directly to me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Thanks!
I adore both comps and this sounds fantastic. Could you send me the full manuscript in an attached Word doc, the query pitch in the body of the email, subj line containing “Pitch Wars,” to laura(at)triadaus(dot)com? I look forward to reading. –Laura Crockett
I’d be excited to read your novel! Can you please email me your query + the full manuscript as a Word doc attachment to email@example.com? Please mention pitch wars in your subject line. Thanks! Elizabeth
I’ve been eagerly looking for a 30-something women’s fiction novel that is relatable, and I think I HOPE THIS FINDS YOU WELL could be it! I’d love to see the entire manuscript.
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I look forward to reading it!
I adored ELEANOR OLIPHANT, and I’m really intrigued by the twist that learning people’s secrets makes Jolene like them more, not less. I’d love to see more of this project. If you’re interested in submitting, visit my Pitch Wars event QueryManager page (QueryManager.com/SavannahBrooks/Pitch_Wars_2022). It’ll ask for your first 20 pages.
I look forward to reading more!
Hi Natalie. Congrats on PitchWars. I really love the voice and the hook here. I can’t wait to see how things unfold for Jolene! Please use this link to upload your full manuscript: QueryManager.com/1353/PW2022
This sounds right up my alley! I’d love to take a look. Please upload your material to booksubmissions.caa.com with “Pitch Wars Request” in the subject line.
Hello! I love the voice in the sample here–I would love to see more! Please send the query (in the body of the email) synopsis (an attachment) and the first fifty pages (an attachment) to zrellor.books @ gmail.com (remove spaces.) Please include “PitchWars Request” in the subject line, and please only query one JDLA agent at a time!
Thank you for sharing your work. I would love to see the full. Could you please send to firstname.lastname@example.org with Pitchwars in the subject line. Please feel free to submit to other ACM agents who request. Thank you so much.
Hi Natalie! I’m very intrigued to see what Jolene gets up to. I’d love to see your full synopsis and the first 50 pages (as an attached word document). You can send them to me at: email@example.com, and please write “PitchWars” in the subject line so I’m sure to see it quick. Thank you and looking forward to reading! – Jessica Felleman[she/her]
I’d love to consider this! If you think we’d be a good fit, could you please send me the full manuscript at Jessica@inkwellmanagement.com?
Fun title, fresh concept and I love your voice! I’m completely sucked in and can’t wait to read.
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I’m looking forward to reading more!
Dear Natalie, I’m really excited by your premise and would love to see more. Please send your synopsis and first three chapters (if you have a query letter, also welcome) to jerrera(at)janerotrosen(dot)com at your convenience. Pitch Wars in the subject line would be appreciated!
Hi Natalie, I’d love to read more! Can you please send the manuscript and pitch to email@example.com. Thanks, Shannon
What a voice! I’d love to read more of I HOPE THIS FINDS YOU WELL. If you’re interested in sharing it with me, please do send the full ms to: firstname.lastname@example.org. Please label the subject: PITCH WARS REQUESTED.
Thanks so much! And, good luck in this process!
DeFiore and Company
I’m really enjoying what I’m reading so far—this is absolutely up my alley! I’d love to see more, so if you’d like, please feel free to send me the first 50 pages at email@example.com, with “Pitch Wars” in the subject line.
Really great pitch and sample here! I’d love to take a look! You can e-mail a query, a full synopsis, and the first 50 pages to firstname.lastname@example.org. Thanks, and good luck!
I really love this pitch. I’m an agent at Stimola Literary Studio, and I would be thrilled to read your manuscript. Please feel free to send it to me at:
Please put PITCHWARS in the subject line, and include a query, as well as your full manuscript.
I’m looking forward to it.
Would love to see this manuscript in my inbox! Please send over the full manuscript and a synopsis to me at email@example.com, using the subject line of “Pitch Wars Query // TITLE.” If another agent at CAA also requests, please include their name in the query as well. Looking forward to reading! All my best, Alex Rice
I’d like to see this manuscript! Please submit it along with a query letter here: QueryManager.com/Carlisle/PitchWars2022.
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Good luck, and I look forward to reading your work.
I would love to read! Please send your query and first 50 pages to firstname.lastname@example.org.
This sounds so fun! Could you please send your query and full manuscript to me at email@example.com with “Pitch Wars” in the subject line? (Please note, if multiple agents from Jill Grinberg Literary Management request your ms, we ask that you only share with one.) Thanks so much!
“I’d like to see more— please send query letter, full manuscript, author bio, and synopsis to EWRquery@mcintoshandotis.com. Please attach all materials as Word documents, and include “Pitch Wars” in subject line. Thanks!”
I HOPE THIS FINDS YOU WELL sounds really good (the title alone!) and I’d love to keep reading.
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This sounds great! I would love to read more. Can you please send the full manuscript attached as a Word document to firstname.lastname@example.org with “Pete Knapp – Pitch Wars – Adult” in the subject of your email? Please include the query letter at the start of your Word document, and if available please also send a short synopsis (but no worries if not readily available). Thanks! I look forward to reading. Pete Knapp / Park & Fine Literary and Media
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